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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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1 ReplyTaking a dump when my doorbell rings. I rush to the door (without wiping mind you) to see a Christian sacrificing a goat to Satan. The satanic Christian throws the box at me after completing the ritual as I throw poop in his face. Fast forward to the present day (OVER 9000!!!! Years later). I'm again sitting on the toilet thinking about how to open the box I got a bazillion years ago. I bring my options down to 3 options. I can throw the box at my cat and have him shred it open, I can put said box into the toilet at flush repeatedly to soften the cardboard and open it that way, or I can take the knife that the Christian sacrificed the goat with and open it normally with that. Decides to open it with a butter knife.
