> Runs away to Canada > Buys all the maple syrup > Offers the box a generous amount of maple syrup > Box refuses my offer > I drink all the syrup to drown my sadness > In my mass drinking of syrup, I come up with a genius plan to take pictures of the box and put them on the internet hoping that a Jedi knight would kindly come over and hurt the boxes outside > I wait > I receive a box in the mail from Yoda, but I can't open it... > I put the two boxes in a romantic environment > They both remove their skin to show the contents