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2/6/2015 8:00:34 PM
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TOWER WEATHER WARNING: FLASH FLOOD IMMINENT
Just wanted to keep you guys informed.
Imminent flash flood inbound in the Tower. All the snowflakes are melting rapidly. Puddle-mopping robots have been pre-deployed in anticipation of wet surface areas.
Stay safe.
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3 RepliesEdited by Duo_69: 10/15/2015 10:01:30 PMThe flood is rumoured to be caused by hunter tears. We don't have enough sand bags to contain it. All warlocks and titans are being summoned to combat the massive, massive inflow of tears. [spoiler]jk hunters. stay beautiful[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyBetter get my Dunemarchers ready. Falling can be a fatal event for a Guardian.
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22 RepliesYou can place me around the puddles of you want.
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Who necrobumped?
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Guys... Help! I'm trapped and the water is rising fast! Plus I'm an Exo and I can't get weBBBBZZZZZZZRRRTTTTTT...*signal lost
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2 Replies[b]UPDATE[/b] TWO GUARDIANS ENDED UP DEAD AFTERING SLIPPING OVER THE RAIL AND FALLING TO THEIR DEATHS
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Lol wut
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This is genius
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What? lol
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There opening the door to #offtopic?
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Plus 10 points
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well would be great to see the tower actually a little more alive than the sunshine every day thing........
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12 RepliesGuardians, we have not seen a tsunami of tears like this since hurricane icebreaker! Please be careful crossing the tower and stay away from forum posts that are all caps and have XUR in them, they are the main source of this disaster. cry-mageddon is coming, hold your laughter close and tear collectors closer.....
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2 RepliesOh no better keep my shadstep safe Thx for the warning
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9 RepliesSure it's just not from all the Guardian tears? They're so sad about their AR's range being nerfed, lol.
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I thought you meant a sudden appearance of the Flood, finally a reason to use shotguns!
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Those cleaning robots will never finish sweeping and moping! They'll be rusted before they get done and have to clean up the mess they made!
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5 RepliesI think they should give the sniper bots their jobs back. The Tower doesn't need that many Roombas or GPS. If we all use the recycle bins and trash cans, it should be fine.
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Watch out for the terrible sparrow drivers that can't drive in the rain.
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Don't worry the janitors got it...wait! They still have that puddle of water that takes forever to mop up! :O
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A flood of guardian tears
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I'm batman
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1 ReplyLearn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim or drown in the undertow. Some say the end is near...
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I just watched a Titan repeatedly commit suicide for 5 minutes Pls help
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8 RepliesSeeing as how the Tower is at the top of a Mountain, and is a TOWER... I fail to see how this affects us.
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Please watch your step guardian.
