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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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1 Reply1500 hours played and Chuck Norris still hasn't needed a Gjallarhorn.
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When chuck Norris looks at a gorgon, it dies.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris started a warlock character and spawned with an arc subclass
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Chuck Norris super is known as "The Roundhouse Kick" & has all 3 burns.
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1 ReplyThe stranger never has time to explain why she doesn't have time to explain because the other voice she's talking to is chuck telling her to get back for his daily threesome with her and the queen.
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Chuck Norris ripped off a harpies legs
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Gjallarhorn [b]finaly[/b]! Found Its first chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris found xûr [spoiler]on a monday[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris holds the rest of the story in destiny
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Lore: Right before the start of Destiny, Chuck Norris dropped one of his orbs on Mars.
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1 ReplyChuck Noris makes time so that there is time to explain why there isn't time to explain.
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The oracles succumb to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fists have all 3 burns.
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Chuck Norris is so OP in this game, it made the Crucibabies stop crying nerf over every gun in the game.
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Chuck norris once played a whole week of iron banner with 0 lag.
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RNGesus prays to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need gjallarhorn [spoiler]Gjallarhorn needs him[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris has a shader that does more damage than my 365 Gjallarhorn.
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Chuck Norris does all 5 rounds of PoE in one round. When the modifier "grounded" is at play, Chuck levitates the whole round.
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To become legend is to become Chuck Norris. We will never become legend because Chucks light level is the Sun.
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Chuck Norris broke into the vault of glass it shattered into 4 peices
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Chuck Norris is like the sixth VoG chest. Fake.
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nerf Chuck Norris
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They say Chuck Norris's tears can fix Destiny, too bad he never cries.
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1 Reply[quote]Bungie was gonna make chuck Norris a boss fight in the raid, but then they realized, he's lactose intolerant XD[/quote] first posted 3/29/15 by GlitchyQuinn
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Chuck Norris hit the crit spot [spoiler]on a Minataur[/spoiler]
