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Edited by PureBeast72:
9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris originally created the traveller as a fitness orb.
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2 RepliesWhen the bounty tracker exo sees Chuck Norris, he just hands him 10 completed Knuckledusters.
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Edited by LDSG BossMan: 6/12/2015 9:58:02 PMChuck Norris can solo skolas Ever wonder why variks has 2 bionicle arms? Its because chuck Norris was merciful to him Chuck Norris had time to explain why he didnt have time to explain...
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Ghelon's life tried to fight Chuck Norris.
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chuck norris has a yes land beyond
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Chuck Norris can desynth a locked item. Chuck Norris was spotted by the Gorgon. (Gorgon down) Chuck Norris' desk is at the lighthouse. Chuck Norris received an Elder Cipher from the lvl 28 Prison of Elders Chuck Norris defeated Ir Yut by singing. The oracles succumbed to Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has Wolfpack Rounds that fire rockets that split into Gjallahorns on impact.
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Chuck Norris throws knives at Petra. Chuck Norris ate the Lord Of Wolves, because there can only be one. Chuck Norris gorged on Kalkis. Chuck Norris decodes engrams into shit for the Cryptarch. Whenever Chuck Norris walks up to Xûr, everything there is a Gjallahorn.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris has a fourth subclass.
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Legendary Armor is just Chuck Norris' dirty laundry. It's assumed the Traveller is broken facing the City because of a battle, but it was actually a due to a rare, misplaced Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris always get an exotic... From a White engram When Chuck Norris, creates a new character, He doesnt get the Khvostov, He uses his fists to kill everything.
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The fallen don't mind when Chuck Norris borrows their pikes.
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That mystery third sub class that Hunter, Titan, and Warlock have....Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris winks void damage, whistles solar damage, and pisses arc damage. He once did all three at the same time in front of a Bungie employee, 5 years later Destiny was released.
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When the Relic does the VOG, it jumps on to the center platform holding Chuck Norris' Mustache.
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An invisible Hunter once tried to sneak up on Chuck Norris....once.
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When Chuck Norris went to play Trials he didnt even need to throw his grenade to have his super. When Chuck Norris went into the VoG, he got gjallohorn from Confluxes. When Chuck Norris kills Skolas, He gets infinite elder ciphers already completed. When Chuck Norris goes flawless, He gets the Fate of All Fools.
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Petition to nerf Chuck Norris....good f--king luck!
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Correction to one of your jokes OP. I had Thorn in my inventory when I made my first character.
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Chuck Norris is Wolf Pack Rounds
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Edited by ok and 2: 6/12/2015 10:11:32 PMWhy does atheon have his light on when he goes to bed? Because he is afraid that chuck Norris will roundhouse kick him past his baby bumpers.
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This whole thread is just....sad.
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Replace Chuck Norris with Smoggypluto
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Chuck Norris is the reason the hive burried themselves in the moon.
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Edited by SibilantSerpent: 6/12/2015 9:39:04 PMChuck Norris beat Atheon to do death with Chatterwhite
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1 Reply1500 hours played and Chuck Norris still hasn't needed a Gjallarhorn.
