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Edited by PureBeast72:
9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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1 Replychuck norris uses ice breaker... and picks up special ammo!
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2 RepliesYou didn't wake the hive, chick Norris did.
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Chick Norris killed the architects Chuck Norris taught the warlocks how to blink Chuck Norris made his own chalice during hard Crota Chuck Norris is Valus Ta'Aurc's bullet sponge
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Chuck Norris forced the Stranger to change her name to "Normal".
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Chuck Norris doesn't collect dead ghosts for grimoire (since his is already maxed), he resurrects them and then sends them out to find more Guardians.
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[quote]I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended Your turn How about this one? [spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler][/quote] When Chuck Norris does the first part of the Crota raids the lamps only turn red after he leaves and when he returns to them they recharge.
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5 RepliesChuck Norris downed Crota with the Khvostov
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The traveler and all its wisdom is chuck Norris' fart bubble
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Chuck Norris only use's No Land Beyond.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Rasputin is asleep
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Ghost searches for guardian, finds chuck Norris, who already has the keys to every door
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1 ReplyRahool gives chuck Norris what he wants from his engrams
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Edited by FEEDBACK DEMON: 3/29/2015 8:31:09 PMChuck Norris is the reason why the Exo Stranger is always running off. Chuck Norris doesn't need lamps. The darkness gets "the weight of Norris ×Infiniti.
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Chuck Norris is why omnigul screams.
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Need one more. Must be level Chuck Norris
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1 ReplyWhen the thralls run at you screaming, it's because Chuck Norris is behind them
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1 ReplyChuck Norris makes Omnigul scream
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2 RepliesWhen Chuck Norris walks into a titan's bubble (has helm of saint 14 on) the titan goes blind.
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Chuck Norris didn't cheese the bridge
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Chuck Norris killed RNG.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 30 Vex, then it exploded XD
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2 RepliesEdited by Nassy: 3/30/2015 2:46:00 AMChuck Norris is the reason why the Exo stranger doesn't have time to explain why she doesn't have time to explain. Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a gorgon and won. The Vault of Glass is actually the inside of chuck Norris's closet. When chuck Norris is around, Crota gets the presence of Chuck which makes him instantly die. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a vex goblin, thus the timestream was created. In the abyss, the thralls get weight of Norris. Chuck Norris created oryx as a science project in 2nd grade. The traveler is actually chuck Norris' long lost bouncy ball. Chuck Norris Is the reason why the hive were awoken. Chuck Norris once soloed VoG hard mode. Chick Norris once urinated on a scooter and made a sparrow. Chuck Norris found a crux of Crota by killing Crota on normal mode. That's all I can think of for now. Hope you guys like them :)
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2 RepliesChuck Norris makes you have time to explain why you don't have time to explain
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Why no story because chuck Norris said no story
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Need one more. Must be level Chuck Norris.
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6 RepliesBungie was gonna make chuck Norris a boss fight in the raid, but then they realized, he's lactose intolerant XD
