I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris is destinies story
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The Hive woke Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has time to explain why he has time to explain. The Queen owes Chuck Norris. The Darkness suffers from Weight of Chuck Norris.
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And this one too
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Smoggypluto is chuck norris
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Chuck Norris is like the 6th vault of glass chest... Fake
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The feltwinter probably lied so it wouldn't get roundhouse kicked by chuck norris
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Can't believe no one posted one of these yet.
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Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one shank
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Chuck Norris is level 33
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Chuck Norris played the Campaign.
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Chuck norris can equip 2 exotic weapons at once - his left fist and his right fist.
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Chuck Norris can put the Templar in Detainment.
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Chuck Norris killed Randal the Vandal with his bare hands
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Chuck has a hawkbreakerhorn
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Chuck decided to keep the relic shield
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Chuck Norris gave the Traveler its light back with a flashlight.
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When Chuck Norris fights Crota, Crota is affected by the presence of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck got mythoclast first try on normal
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Chuck Norris has 10 extra weapon slots in his beard
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The oracles succum to chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris was able to give rockets McDickface damage before doors closed
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Chuck Norris is his ghosts' ghost.
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The servers get sent back to orbit by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris's kvostov has Wolfpack rounds
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Chuck Norris turns in green engram, gets Gjallarhorn.
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chuck norris uses ice breaker... and picks up special ammo!