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Edited by PureBeast72:
9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris eats common items and sh**s out exotic shards.
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Edited by frownhound: 3/30/2015 2:14:03 PMChuck Norris generates orbs for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris forged every exotic with his bare hands, and McGuiver helped a little with a paper clip and a piece of gum.
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Chuck Norris isnt a major or an ultra, he is just simply Chuck Norris
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I found Chuck Norris' bible in the Gorgon chest. Best exotic in the game!
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6 RepliesWhen Chuck Norris is doing Gorgons maze it says, "Chuck Norris found it's prey."
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Chuck Norris was spotted by the Gorgons, and after ten painful seconds all the Gorgons died.
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When the hive came to the moon the game said " WE'VE WOKEN CHUCK NORRIS!!!"
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Chuck Norris survives the oversoul
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When Chuck Norris wakes the Archon Priest, he stays in his cell. Chuck Norris can will Atheon of the ledge....post patch. Chuck Norris does not wait for cut scenes. Chuck Norris has already beaten House of Wolves The Arena Raid.... on Hard. Chuck Norris does not wear armor, it is weaker than his skin. Chuck Norris cannot use fireborn, the game cannot process this because he cannot be killed. All of Chuck Norris' enemies cry orb tears upon death. Chuck Norris LIKES Omnigul Nightfalls with arc burn.
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1 ReplyBungie already has a third subclass for all characters, you have to beat Chuck Norris to be able to access it. Even bungie hasn't unlocked it yet.
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1 ReplyThe Stranger found time to explain what she didn't have time to explain to Chuck Norris. Turns out she was lying anyhoo
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1 ReplyThe Cabal destroy planets because they are in their way....they went around Chuck Norris.
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After killing all enemies in the abyss Chuck Norris finally went to a lamp to light his cigarette with the explosion.
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3 RepliesChuck Norris beat Crota Hard with a 31... and without a gjallarhorn.
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Chuck Norris wins starring contests against Gorgons.
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2 RepliesChuck Norris has an exotic in every slot......even the emblem
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Crota kneels just thinking about chuck norris Gorgons hide in the VOG because they're scared of chuck norris
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4 RepliesSo this the Barrens of Destiny?
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When Chuck Norris points, Crota gives him a thumbs up.
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Crota didn't pointed at Chick Norris, Chuck Norris pointed at him. Chuck Norris pushed the Archon off the edge of the clift.
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2 RepliesChuck Norris told you to bump me so I can see this later
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Edited by Franchise Jon: 3/30/2015 7:41:20 AMAtheon opens the time stream to try and escape Chuck Norris.
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Edited by Franchise Jon: 3/30/2015 7:49:18 AMBungie gets error code Chuck Norris. And you thought your caterpillar was bad...
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1 ReplyEris Morn's eyes were normal... Until she saw Chuck Norris in action. The traveler gave its life in fighting the darkness... And gave birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is why titans can't blink
