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Edited by PureBeast72:
9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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You aren't inside the reef you're inside of chuck Norris' nova bomb
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3 RepliesChuck Norris does 1 handed push ups while under weight of darknessX10
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Chuck Norris can win an arm wrestling match against Rockets Mc Dickface.
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Chuck Norris punched the devil walker so hard the area is now known as the blast
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The fallen don't mind when Chuck Norris takes their pikes
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The Deathsinger's song is Chuck's lullaby.
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4 RepliesSean Connery laughs at Chuck Norris and uses him as a foot rest. Next question.
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Chuck Norris CAN explain everything that Destiny didn't have time to explain why they couldn't explain.
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a titan shoulder charged Chuck Norris and instantly disintegrated
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The very sword that is used to kill Crota is also Chucks steak knife.
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The over soul dies when Chuck Norris is present for too long
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Chuck Norris is the reason the Exo stranger didn't have time to explain
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Chuck Norris' super is a round house kick and it's always fully charged.
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2 word Chuck Norris has never heard, "guardian down".
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3 RepliesExotic engrams are made from tears of Chuck Norris.
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2 RepliesChuck Norris presence cuases crotas shields not to regen
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2 RepliesThere where two guardians now by the names of smoggypluto and chuck norris, they decided to duel, the loser had to be called chuck norris for the rest of eternity
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Wolfpack rounds? You mean chuck Norris shit?
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Crota has to cheese Chuck Norris and still can't beat him
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Chuck Norris causes havoc without using a fist. Chuck Norris once had a son. Disappointed by his son's weakness he exiled him and named him Oryx. The original story was completed and had Chuck Norris as the final boss. No matter how hard they tried and no matter the number of times they tried to nerf him Bungie couldn't beat him during testing. The story was scrubbed and rewritten in a day
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1 ReplyIr yut played the deathsingers liturgy, chuck Norris said she had 30 seconds to live before she gets wiped
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Chuck Norris nerf'd Bungie.
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2 RepliesEdited by smplyraf: 3/30/2015 2:20:56 PMChuck Norris' body is so exotic that when he tried to equip his first exotic it said "you cannot equip another item of this class"
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Chuck Norris crit hits Minotaurs.
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Chuck Norris told Bungie to remove any trace of coherent storyline.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris is incapable of completing the post mortem bounty.
