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Edited by PureBeast72:
9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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2 RepliesChuck Norris does patrols from the tower. Chuck Norris doesn't travel to planets, they come to him. Phogoth fought Chuck Norris once, he chained himself up as punishment. Chuck Norris tried equipping a gjallarhorn as a Titan. The game said his melee was exotic. A knight swung at chuck norris, he thanked him for his bravery and called him crota.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris wears an exotic class item. His beard.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris got Gjallarhorn from a common engram.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sent to orbit, orbit gets sent to Chuck Norris!
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1 ReplyKicked to orbit due to: Chuck Norris
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1 ReplyXur's will is not his own because it belongs to Chuck Norris.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris is a fireteam of 6 Chuck Norris can control all three zones at the same time.
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1 Replyhttps://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/112007625/0/0
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Edited by dnice120: 3/30/2015 6:47:23 PMChuck Norris wink is equal to a titans smash, utter devastation
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to orbit, orbit comes to him.
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Chuck Norris still uses the loot cave.
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2 RepliesWhen Chuck Norris played the alpha he ended up going through the entire ten year content. Bungie was so confused they removed it all.
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When Chuck wants to get a massage he goes into the crucible rumble mode to get shot at close range by felwinter shotguns. There was one time that they managed to score 1hp damage on him... Everybody died that day... I mean actually died...
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3 RepliesThis isn't Destiny related by I think it's funny. Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.
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3 RepliesBungie was going to name the bridge in Crota 'Chuck Norris Bridge', but they decided not to, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Thralls in the abyss get Weight of Chuckness X10
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When Chuck Norris walked into crota's End. Crota volunteered to jump off the side
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Chuck Norris duets with ir yut on weekends
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The Destiny version of Chuck Norris is SmoggyPluto. I thought this was common knowledge.
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Some people say that a Titan's tears cure cancer; too bad a Titan never cries!!
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Edited by philippinophatz: 3/30/2015 6:24:46 PMChuck Norris has the smoggypluto shader Chuck Norris takes one look at a zone and it's captured
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Chuck Norris one shot Randall, and by shot, I mean roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris plays a game called Chuck Norris, because he's already conquered Destiny.
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Chuck Norris does not fall into the abyss, the ground moves up.
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Chuck norris can survive the oversoul without blessing and armor of light.
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You aren't inside the reef you're inside of chuck Norris' nova bomb
