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Edited by PureBeast72:
9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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That's funny
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2 RepliesChuck Norris threw an incendiary grenade and killed 6 gardians... then it exploded.
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A gorgon once stared at Chuck Norris, it immediately died. Chuck Norris doesnt want a gjallahorn, the gjallerhorn wants Chuck Norris. Atheon wears a relic to protect itself from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris beat Crota with one beard fist punch. Chuck Norris stole Eris Morn's third eye. Chuck Norris stole the plot line of Destiny. Chuck Norris is the only thng that can kill Destiny. Want more?
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Anything Chuck Norris equips becomes exotic.
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My master used to be the darkness Now it's Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris shts out Gjallarhorn rockets onto crotas face and then smashes him with his dick
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Chuck Norris once did VoG by himself. While doing it, he got Hawkmoon on xbox noscope.
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Chuck Norris is reborn in light. The light is reborn in Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't solo Crota. Chuck Norris has Atheon do it for him. Every time Chuck Norris logs in to Destiny Crota and Atheon glitch with fear. The Archon Priest wasn't imprisoned, he was just hiding from Chuck Norris. The Vex don't time travel Chuck Norris just round housed them into yesterday. Chuck Norris doesn't reset on Tuesday. Tuesday resets on Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't own exotics. Exotics own a Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris solos omnigul, her shrieks don't summon reinforcements it warns the hive that Chuck Norris is here and they flee.
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Chuck does not prevent Vex sacrifices, the Vex sacrifice themselves to him...
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1 ReplyChuck Norris once thought he was the one who opened up the Vault of Glass.
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Chuck Norris kills enemies. A lot of them.
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2 RepliesIf you get kicked from Chuck Norris 's fireteam, you die. No one survives a kick from Chuck.
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The fallen don't mind if Chuck Norris takes there pikes.
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1 ReplyEdited by generic_name_415: 3/30/2015 11:16:23 PMChuck Norris has kinetic burn
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The Templar stays up top on the cliff with a sniper when it fights Chuck Norris. The Traveler is Chuck Norris' ghost. Ir Yuts song was Chuck Norris' lullaby when he was a baby. When Phogoth sees Chuck Norris he chains himself back up like a good boy. Chuck Norris headshots with Gjallarhorn. Chuck Norris bladedances with fingernail clippers.
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Chuck Norris woke the hive And put them back to sleep.
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Master Rahool is Chuck Norris "Sidekick"
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Chuck Norris can wear exotics in every slot.
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Chuck Norris can equip a Gjallarhorn as his primary.
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1 ReplyEdited by CatMan Snowball: 3/30/2015 8:29:11 PMCrota kneels for Chuck Norris without doing anything. When chuck Norris is in the fireteam, Crotas screen says "The presence of Norris" The Gorgons die when Chuck Norris sees them
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Chuck Norris used the Gjallarhorn as a baby bottle
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Chuck Norris teleports Atheon.
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I believe someone made one of these before and I'll just use the same joke. The traveler is merely Chuck Norris' third testicle. It has returned home after it was kicked into orbit by the late great Bruce Lee during a sparing match.
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good post my friends i like you ...your blessed arigato
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2 RepliesWhen Archon priest heard Chuck Norris was coming for him he locked him self in eldar prison .
