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Edited by PureBeast72:
9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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When Chuck Norris plays Skirmish his fire team has 6 people
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2 RepliesEdited by FlAgtWash: 3/31/2015 3:09:49 AMChuck Norris gives Crota the sword. When Chuck Norris dies even the enemies help revive him.
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The speaker told everything to chuck Norris and let him see his face
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Chuck Norris scums the oracles and sends them to the dark corners of time
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When Chuck Norris enters a raid, every minions of darkness wipes
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Chuck Norris poop out dropships for emenies that's why they are indestructible
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This is just a great thread.
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Chuck Norris marked the Templar for negation, and made crota kneel with one shot of the husk of the pit.
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The speaker told the tales to Chuck Norris
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The House of Wolves was delayed because Chuck Norris destroyed them. The new dlc shall now be called House of Lone Wolf Mcquade.
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Chuck Norris can flawlessly capture all three sync plates in VoG simultaneously.
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1 Reply[quote]I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended Your turn How about this one? [spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler][/quote] Chuck Norris MADE the armentarium (Can't spell it right lol
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2 RepliesEdited by A Warlock: 3/30/2015 3:18:34 AMWhen Chuck Norris joins a crucible match, it says victory Imminent
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Ghorn hopes to drop for Chuck.
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It's said they only thing that produces EXOTIC engrams in destiny it Chuck Norris tears... To bad chuck does not cry... Ever.
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Chick Norris once tried on the arachnid Hunter helmet. When he aimed down sights with the golden gun, he actually zoomed so far, that he was staring at the back of his own head. This is why he shoots with his head cocked to the side and has never looked back.
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Chuck Norris got all the exotics as a preorder bonus
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The Stranger explained everything to Chuck Norris
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Edited by Punta gorda 05: 3/31/2015 1:39:08 AMChuck Norris once put a firecracker in a can with one of his chest hairs. To this day it's known as gjalahhorn. The Traveler gets its energy from Chuck Norris. Xur is only there on the weekends because he can only handle the presence of Chuck Norris for 2 days.his tentacles quiver in fear because of the fact that Chuck Norris bought something from him that wasn't even available.
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You guys are talking about Chuck Norris? We have SmoggyPluto. Wait.... Holy sheit that would be the battle of the millennia!
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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!....enough said
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2 RepliesChuck Norris once took a shit [spoiler]and it was destiny's story[/spoiler]
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Omnigul has nightmares of Chuck Norris hence the screaming. The Chalice of Life was taken because Chuck Norris is eternal. Chuck Norris tested all Destiny weapons and invented the immune status. Wolf pack rounds are ineffective against Chuck Norris as he cannot be tracked. Oversoul is actually Crota summoning Chuck Norris soul.
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Haha great
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When Chuck Norris plays crotas end it says the presence of Chuck norris
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That's funny
