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Edited by PureBeast72:
9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris bought vanilla destiny then threw a dollar at the screen and turned into TTK collectors edition a year before it came out
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Edited by yoda113: 8/10/2015 4:42:17 AM
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Oryx asks Chuck Norris' permission before taking anything.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris beat Randall the Vandal 1.0, with a Khostov.
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One time Chuck Norris hit crota so hard with his sword that it killed Oryx
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Chuck Norrised his Norris while chucking for the remaining chuck and titty sprinkles
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Chuck Norris to speaker: "Randal the vandal? No, never bought cookies from her"
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2 RepliesChuck Norris gives the Bounty Tracker missions.
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When Chuck Norris fights Crota, he summons the Over Soul.
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Chuck Norris killed 37 guardians in clash, and then he pulled out his primary.
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Chuck Norris has been nerfed down to only 5%; however, he still solos Vault of Glass, from start to finish with no cheesing because Chuck Norris isn't a mouse. [spoiler]Something no one can do. People can only solo [b]parts of Vault of Glass not the entirety of it.[/b][/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Master Chief: 6/17/2015 11:02:40 PMYEAH BRUCE LEE IS AWESOME [spoiler] [/spoiler]
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The speaker wears a mask because chuck Norris' light blinded him
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The first wave of darkness wasn't fought off they killed themselves because chuck Norris was super charged
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Chuck Norris dismantled his ghost he roundhouse kicks all the doors in
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Chuck Norris doesnt hate final round, he is the final round Chuck Norris soloed Atheon with the khvostov
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2 RepliesChuck Norris doesn't use Arc, Solar, or Void, he only believes in the element of surprise.
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3 RepliesChuck Norris once generated an Orb of Light on Mars. It is now known as the Traveler.
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1 ReplyCrota goes inside when Chuck Norris rotates
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Chuck Norris doesn't get caught by the darkness, the darkness gets caught by him.
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Dam u str8 babygurl
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Chuck Norris has exotic weapons equipped in every slot. His primary is named "Fist", his secondary is named "Boot", and is heavy is named "Beard". They all have ? Damage, because there is no way of measuring how much damage Chuck Norris can do.
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Edited by ItzElixsis: 6/17/2015 10:58:29 PMNerf Chuck Norris! Edit: this was taken already haha. Note* my favorite one so far is the omnigul one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use a sword on my son. [spoiler]He just uses his eye.[/spoiler]
