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Edited by PureBeast72:
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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1 ReplySo basically SmoggyPluto jokes?
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Edited by PennyRoyal77: 3/31/2015 3:19:09 PMChuck Norris' plastic surgeon has 10x the story content of Destiny.
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Chuck Norris holds the rest of bungie's storyline. To this day it has not been released.
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Chuck Norris through a grenade and killed 10 people... Then the grenade exploded :)
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Chuck norris has an exotic bounty when you complete it he owns you
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2 RepliesEvery strike Chuck Norris enters has roundhouse kick burn. The Crota sword despawns for your fire team whenever Chuck Norris thinks to himself "Only bitches need a sword". Chuck Norris collects 200 Olympus tears on Mars the instant his ship reaches orbit. The Chuck Norris launcher delivers several roundhouse kicks to the face upon impact. Xur will never sell it.
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Chuck Norris's first white engram turned into gjallarhorn day one destiny came out.
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Chuck Norris's destiny actually has a story Chuck Norris's ARs got buffed in patch 1.1.1
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Chuck Norris always gets exotics from engrams, even common and rare.
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When Chuck Norris enters Crota's End, Crotas team wipes
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In Croats end guardians watch their back for thralls. Thralls watch their bad for chuck norris
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Chuck Norris once picked up heavy ammo for his ghorn in the middle of a crucible game; he got the medal seventh column.... Then used ghorn
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Chuck Norris dosent need the challace crota dosent appear when chuck is raiding and gives him free rewards
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When chuck norris roundhouses a guardian they end up on the moon
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Chuck Norris has time to explain.
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Chuck Norris has 4 accounts and played them all at the same time to solo atheon
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1 ReplyChuck Norris soloed Crota on hard buck naked. Only weapon was his wang which he was waving round like a light saber Crota is trying to get a team together for a raid on Chuck Norris, but can't find 5 other gods willing to help
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The hive wake Chuck
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Chuck Norris lets crota have both swords.
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Chuck Norris is the speaker!!!
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Chuck Norris................ Is Xur
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1 ReplyChuck Norris once killed 50 Thralls with a grenade. Then it blew up.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade, and killed fifty dregs. Then the grenade exploded
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Hunters use arc blade to get away from chuck Norris
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The cabal had shells then they met Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can Titan Blink...oh wait, he's just lagging.
