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Edited by PureBeast72:
9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris looked at Atheon, and he jumped off the edge.
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Release day of destiny- " Wow too easy just hit level 9001"
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Chuck Norris achieves light level 32.....with common gear.
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SmoggyPluto is the new religion! Open your eyes "Chucks".
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Chuck Norris once made a rocket launcher with a stone, a clod of dirt, and a piece of his beard hair. That rocket launcher is now known as the GJARLLAHORN. Chuck Norris doesn't need heavy ammo synthesis. He uses his beard hair. Chuck Norris once solo'd the Nightfall with No Land Beyond. After thinking it was too easy, he returned to solo it again with no weapons. When Chuck Norris gets the GJARLLAHORN, he immediately dismantles it, for his fists one shot all the things. Chuck Norris's favorite super is the Ward of Dawn. Why? He uses his fists to roll it around. Chuck Norris listens to Omnigul's singing when he's bored. Chuck Norris solo'd the Vault of Glass. With a Gunslinger. Chuck Norris's butler is Randal the Vandal. Chuck Norris's pet is the Celebrant of Oryx. When a Gorgon looks at Chuck Norris, the Gorgon wipes itself and RNG out of existence. When Chuck Norris bought Destiny, he thought it was too cheap.
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Supplicants destroy themselves before they reach Chuck Norris.
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14 RepliesPetition to change This to SmoggyPluto jokes
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The speaker asks Chuck Norris what to say. It takes Chuck Norris one kill to gain progress in fusion bounty A gorgon died from gazing upon Chuck Norris
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Smoggy Pluto is Chuck Norris's alt account for when he feels like showing off...
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Chuck Norris solo'd the psion strike on the wii u
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When the darkness dies, it is consumed by chuck Norris Chuck Norris got hawk on from the spirit bloom chest on Xbox The raids cheese chuck Norris and fail Chuck Norris got a gjallerhorn from a green engram...for boots
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1 ReplyChuck Norris makes destiny contact their own servers
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Chuck norris only has 1 inventory slot on either side.Fist and beard.
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The Exo Stranger is currently telling the vex that they could not believe the what enemies are out there, in reference to Chuck Norris.
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Edited by Folding Chair: 3/31/2015 10:44:54 PMChuck Norris runs the universe from a room in the traveler Chuck Norris played ib and didn't post a single post about thorn Chuck Norris doesn't have a gally or any other exotic because he doesn't need em
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Chuck Norris was spotted on the Reef this month so Bungie moved the DLC to May
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Chuck Norris did all the missions in The Reef. that's why it's empty
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1 ReplyThere Use To Be A Land Beyond Intill Chuck Norris Arrived
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Chuck Norris forced our enemies to make stewpid decisions like not blow up earth or not send all of their troops out at once
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The Queen brought a Gate Lord's Eye to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can one shot Crota with the No Land Beyond
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Chuck Norris has his own set of subclasses
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Chuck Norris gave Vex Mythoclast to Atheon
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Chuck Norris can dual weild... Gjahallhorns
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Hunters learned blink from warlocks. Warlock learned blink from Chuck Norris.
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The Vex travel through time to find a period when Chuck Norris doesn't exist
