Me and my Grill broke up. I want her back tho, she's said I need to prove myself to that I can treat her like I used to. Basically this past week I've been getting angry at her for no reason and I've been clingy and bitchy and I broke up with her. I instantly regret it. What should I do??? How can I cook burgers without a smoking hot grill?!?!? This close to Valentines Day too… I hate myself.
The amount of un serious comments is greatly cheering me up!!! But I'd still like to know how I could fix this.
Anyone want a vegi burger? Beer?
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I don't think the grill will take me back ;(
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Tell her you can make it up with propane Treat that lady to the finest wine grills have ever known.
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I'll hook you up with a new one.
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Ugh I have the opposite problem. My Grill is just slowly deteriorating. It's like she just stopped caring. I can't move her without her falling apart on me. But at least she still puts out flames and coals, as long as I stuff her with charcoal and drown her in lighter fluid first.
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Toast/envelope
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Your a cave man fire instead. Just get a branch, sharpen the end, slid the hotdog on(<insert Lenny>), and roast that shit over an open flame