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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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4 RepliesI was only 9 years old I loved boxes so much, I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to boxes every night before bed thanking them for the life I've been given. Box is love I say, Box is life My dad overhears me and calls me a -blam!- I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Boxes I called him a -blam!- He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and its really cold A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me Its a box I am so happy He whispers in to ear "this is my box" He grabs me with his powerful box hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass cheeks for Box He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but I do it for Box I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Box He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Box looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all open now" Box leaves through my window Box is love, Box is life
