I use the moisture from my tongue to erode the outer layer of the box, I analyze the box materials, and open it by using nanobots to destroy said materials and leaving the contents.
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You find a small disc with a button. You push the button and the disc starts unfolding and turns into that robo decepticon dog thing from the 2nd transformers movie. It is now your pet.
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Can I ride it into battle?
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You [b][u]better[/u][/b] ride that bitch into battle.
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I'll ride it like the doritos kid rides the dog in the commercial s