I lift the box up with a crane in preparation of dropping it but then Spider-Man swings on by snatching the box only to turn the corner getting shot down by Chris Kyle. The object inside the box starts slipping out of the box but is swallowed up my a giant T-Rex before anyone could see it. The dinosaur charges to the ocean but is confronted by the godly Cthulu and is eating by him. Staring in awe, I snap out of it and catch ironman in the corner of my eye. I beat him in a sarcasm contest and take his suit in attempt to retrieve the box. As I fly for Cthulu, Megatron and Optimus Prime arise from the waters fighting next to Goku and Superman. Their fights were so intense it created a huge explosion killing Cthulu shooting the box up into the air. I fly towards it, feet away from grabbing it then all of a sudden Deadpool grabs the box calling me a fgt and dives down. He sees Grr and immediately drops the box and becomes distracted by the awesome, kawai robot from invader Zim. I then walk up to the box... And get teleported to the league of legends and become a champion to fight under the summoners. Thinking to myself, "WHAT THE FUUUUU..." Teemo approaches me saying, "It's okay man. Just sign here, here annnnd here to solve all of your problems. I try to ignore the fellor but his global passive is just too stronk. Later on down my career in the league I am confronted by Xúr, Agent of the Nine, who tells me I can buy the box from him for a cheap price of just 17 Lenny faces. Luckily for me I was paid in this currency from the league. Finally with the box in my hands I realize that it now has a lock on it. Xúr says to me that he has the key for a cheap price of just 13 Lenny faces. Sadly I was 3 short and already did the weekly on all 3 characters. I thought fast and brought the box to DeeJ and he was able to open it like a girl opens her legs for Drake. We both glaze in amazement as we find out that the thing inside the box was... In Bacon We Trust