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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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2 RepliesI circumcise myself with a potato peel and eat it to release my spirit animal, the banana slug. I cut open my scrotum and let the slug die inside my gametes. My testicles decompose. I rub the dead organ and tissue on the box and chant a very dark and evil spell. Dick Cheney appears and gives me his blessing to open the box
