The man you called shia bellows at the wolves "begone!" Its actually Liam Nesson.
With his particular set of skills and glass coated fists he attacks and kills the wolves. He sees the box, and knows what he must do. "I will open you, and you will save this dead person" he says confidently.
He quickly begins to work on the box, and finally he sees it the contents. Its vile of water from the fountain of youth.... he pours some in your mouth, and right before you die you swallow it. Suddenly his life force is taken and given to you, "star wars is love, star wars is life" he says with his dying breath. Suddenly shrek appears, looks at liams corpse and says "his life maybe ogre, but this story isnt". He looks inside the box to see its one final item. Its a green serum.
He looks at you, grabs the serum, and injects it into your neck. Slowly you become huge powerful and green. "Now" he says "you and this story are ogre"
End.
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-slow clap-
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*bows*