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2/5/2015 12:13:32 PM
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It was a chilly winter morning when the box appeared at my doorstep. Not a single being made itself known on this morning, the only thing to be heard was the dim hum of the wind and the crunch of snow under my boot. I'd been retrieving my mail when I noticed a box and a dog sitting on my porch. I quickly disregarded the dog as it was simply my dog Little Stewie, but what really grabbed my attention was the box. So hastily folded together, the cardboard hung loose. The dull color of the box only added to the atmosphere that hung about on this crisp winter morning. I thought to myself, [i]I haven't ordered anything recently.[/i] That was when I realized that when I'd gone to get my mail, I'd been struck by a car that, instead of helping, hastily drove off to avoid paying insurance. I'd been disoriented and wandered to a house which was not mine. Blood oozed from my forehead, I looked behind me and saw a trail of my essence stretch the length of a football field behind me. [b]I collapsed.[/b] I heard the sound of something approaching me, struggling to lift my head up, I blurringly saw the box approaching me. "Open me. You will be saved." It said to me. I stretched out my arms to grab the box. That's when I realized, my hands were no longer there. They'd be torn off by the wolf that I thought was my dog. He called over his wolf friends and they began their feast. I couldn't move, I'd become one with the world. Out of the woods I saw a man-like figure approach, it entered the light revealing itself to be Shia LaBeouf. I tried to scream, but my mouth only opened and collapsed around me as I blinked out of the spatial plane. I am one with the universe, I am the beginning and the end. It was a chilly winter morning. -Audicia
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  • lmao,I'm tearing up.

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  • The man you called shia bellows at the wolves "begone!" Its actually Liam Nesson. With his particular set of skills and glass coated fists he attacks and kills the wolves. He sees the box, and knows what he must do. "I will open you, and you will save this dead person" he says confidently. He quickly begins to work on the box, and finally he sees it the contents. Its vile of water from the fountain of youth.... he pours some in your mouth, and right before you die you swallow it. Suddenly his life force is taken and given to you, "star wars is love, star wars is life" he says with his dying breath. Suddenly shrek appears, looks at liams corpse and says "his life maybe ogre, but this story isnt". He looks inside the box to see its one final item. Its a green serum. He looks at you, grabs the serum, and injects it into your neck. Slowly you become huge powerful and green. "Now" he says "you and this story are ogre" End.

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  • -slow clap-

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  • *bows*

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  • Bump.

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