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Edited by AlexzFool:
2/5/2015 5:35:32 AM
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I mail the box to Barack Obama, leaving my address for him to send it back after he opens it.
[spoiler]Obama and I are homies from the 1640's[/spoiler]
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Barack obama asks the public if he can open it. But only hears accusations of being a muslim, a foreigner, and ruining america. He is discouraged.
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I then send Barack an email (which the NSA reads over 5928849285839 times before allowing him to see it) that states to put the box in a time capsule until a new (non muslim/foreigner/country ruining) president is elected. Hillary Clinton becomes the first female President in 2016 and is asked to open the box by the public.
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She opens the box and finds a small orb.... she presses the only button on it, and the orb flies up into the air and flashes once, then falls useless to the ground. In nasa the most high tech planetary a.i. becomes self aware. Its name... is skynet.
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Edited by AlexzFool: 2/5/2015 6:00:49 AMAfter many tedious hours of code breaking, the American government found that SkyNet was code for Skentty. Skentty was later discovered to be a Soviet spy who had sent the box in the first place. With 2 t's in his name that leaves 5 other letters. 5-2= 3 3 Sides on a triangle. Illuminati is a triangle. [spoiler][b][i][u]BOX CONFIRMED ILLUMINATI[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Lol [spoiler]i was referring to skynet from terminator but what you did works[/spoiler]
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Oh I know. But I'm not the biggest fan of Terminator so I tried to lean towards somehow making the box eloominahtee.
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Hey +1 for making it cool
