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2/5/2015 3:37:46 AM
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I can feel it vibrating in my hand. It's getting hotter..... I'm getting an erection
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  • You pull the tape, it measures 1 inch, and your erection measures 1 inch. Intrigued you pull the measure to 9 then 10 inches, and your erection matches the tape.measure perfectly. You notice 2 buttons on the side. One says, save current setting, the other says factory reset. Congrats you can control your boner length.

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  • OMG YES <3

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