I can feel it vibrating in my hand. It's getting hotter.....
I'm getting an erection
English
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You pull the tape, it measures 1 inch, and your erection measures 1 inch. Intrigued you pull the measure to 9 then 10 inches, and your erection matches the tape.measure perfectly. You notice 2 buttons on the side. One says, save current setting, the other says factory reset. Congrats you can control your boner length.
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OMG YES <3