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Edited by Britton: 4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.

Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside. Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open. [b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever [b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b] 1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b] 2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.

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  • I determine the best way to open it is using reverse psychology type methods. In order to learn how to open the box, I must learn how to close the box. I begin by putting in countless hours of studying in school to get good grades. Upon finishing high school, I apply to Postal Service University (of course it exists). After successfully making it in, I begin to learn the science of packaging. I visit multiple manufacturing facilities to learn how these objects are so cleverly folded together. After I graduate from PSU, I soon get hired at the nearest shipping facility for the post office where I fold and pack boxes. It is hard work, but I know it will be worth it when I can open the box. After working there for thirteen years, I finally feel confident enough to try opening boxes. I steal a few unfolded ones after work one day and begin practicing at home. I folded each box, very precisely, then taught myself how to unfold the boxes. Once I have done this enough times and stolen enough boxes for the company to start noticing, it is time to put my life to the test as I carefully unfold the box labeled junk.

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