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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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2 RepliesYour mom is fat because all she does is sit around and play Destiny. Her sedentary lifestyle, paired with copious amounts of Mountain Dew-flavored Doritos, has made her all but desirable to the opposite sex(as well as the same sex). Her unwillingness to graduate high school hasn't helped much either. She can't hold a job for more than a month, she's lost all contact with your family (aside from you, OP), and she's falling into deep depression. Please, get her some help.
