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2/4/2015 3:16:05 PM
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Make up a rumor that the box is a portal to 17th century japan. Wait for the rumor to spread. A year later go into cryosleep with box wait. I wake up in the 24th century, a time where Aku rules the galaxy. By now the rumor has become ancient legend. Jack seeks me, in order to get back to his home. I tell Jack I have no idea what this box holds, but he and I are both determined to find out what is inside.
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You see a future box cutter. It needs batteries. A staple puller A ham sandwich (made with real.future ham) [spoiler]choose [/spoiler]
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I take the box-cutter. Jack takes the ham sandwich.
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The box begins to thrash about violently!!! [spoiler]whatever is inside can smell the ham sandwich[/spoiler]
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"Jack quick give the box your ham sandwich" I trade his sandwich for my box-cutter.
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The box bursts open! Its a baby t-rex! You may keep it as a pet. [spoiler]like the t-rex in the will ferrel movie land of the lost[/spoiler]
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We ride Roc into battle againist Aku.
