Make a rube goldberg machine :D
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Become a seagull and drop it from high up so it pops :P
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box too heavy for seagull, and your rube goldberg machine needs to be epic.
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Then i turn into a giant ass mofo seagull with the machine turned into seagull chest armor and a giant seagull laser helmet
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The box is impressed.
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I disentegrate the box with my laser-seagull-face WHAT IS INSIDE?!
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Packs of tums..... lol
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My giant seagull self eats them all and has diareah for days