... But don't for obvious reasons.
So yeah, this is kinda like my "things nobody says" thread but different. Here, you say things that would make people go "wtf, what are you on right now." Say things that are weird, awkward and super obscene. Oh btw, you don't actually have to mean it. It can be something awkward you thought of just for fun right now, as well.
I'll go first.
[spoiler]i wish my mom was a milf. [/spoiler]
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Sometimes I glue my thumbs to my Nipples, and pretend I'm a T-Rex.