The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo momma so loose Atheon and Crota run raids on her to see who could take her down the fastest. Yo momma so ugly the hive implant memories of her into certain thralls and curse them. You momma so dumb she bought bird seeds for her sparrow. Yo momma so fat that before her boss fight starts a "Tip" sign comes up stating, "No tracking rockets needed"