This proposal is smart, but more of a hint
I think for a while for what rhymes with hint
Then was when I realised that I must know what rhymes with junk!
Funk, Punk, lunk, Sunk. Sunk!
I go to the north in an icy sea
In this slow boat I look around in glee
We are above the ruins of the Titanic Boat
The titanic was a boat
Which did not fuçking float
I swim to the bottom with the box in my hands
Stop and behold-
>????
>(•_• )
>Be me
>In Titanic
>Wants a girl
>Probably will get an apple or something
>hopefully doesn't
>Waits underwater with box in Titanic
English
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[quote]I swim to the bottom with the box in my hands Stop and behold-[/quote] A bunch of sea clams! But air you need, so swim you must Into the wreckage you go with trust The box is what guides you and pushes you on, You arrive in a chamber with air and lights on? Back in time you go Your clothes and hair different The box lets you explore this now sucken remnant A woman you see! So beautiful and true! But this is titanic and you know she is doomed... > woo her lol
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Edited by Jocus: 2/4/2015 11:40:25 AMI look at her confused. She is nude and electric sparks around us. So looks up at me and fiercely says, "Come with me if you want to live!" She drags me onto deck and is in a fight with the captain. He was a robot. He falls upon the wheel and the boat spins into an iceberg. [b][i]NECESSARY EDIT [/i][/b]
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The titanic sinks, her in your arms, and the women you could've had is lost. The box opens before you and reveals that your stuck on the ship to whither and die.
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The box was unaware I am the terminator from the second movie and I can easily escape. Fuçk you box
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But in your effort to escape the icy water you focus too much on heat and are transported to a pool of lava!!!!! Where you melt! !!! And the box watches (somehow) in victory.
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Well fućk