Thank you, good sir.
I appreciate your gift, do not be detoured.
But you see, women are not who I seek,
for I am one myself, so bland and meek.
Do not fret, I enjoy the gift indeed.
I will teach her do things for me.
Go get my clothes, and feed the cat.
But I will also treat her nicely - at that!
I will let her use my xbox
And play on my tv.
For she can be a best friend for me.
Or even my family
[spoiler]not really.[/spoiler]
Now I am no longer alone
A loser with no life,
I have a good friend, and I thank you, op.
For giving a great gift to me
[spoiler]i also would have loved that star trek limited edition gold pizza cutter, but this works too.[/spoiler]
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