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2/4/2015 10:49:34 AM
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*Startled.*
*F*cks the box against the wall, confused of the feeling of pleasure while essentially trying to kill.*
!!!
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The voice stays silent, but the box begins to defend itself by slowing sharpening the edges of the hole, and growing tighter and tighter on you getting ready to claim your wiener for itself. [spoiler]pull out before its too late!![/spoiler]
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*Much like I had done with OP's mother last night, I pull out the box to retain minimal scarring, and then proceed to stomp on the box.*
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Edited by Britton: 2/4/2015 11:05:29 AMThe box is flattened and now a dissapointing shell of its former self.
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*Returns home to ensure the well-being of his peen.*
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To be continued. ..
