{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
800
Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
-
3 RepliesBuy a baby monkey. Train it to use its small, delicate hands for manipulating objects. Use the monkey to steal rich people's jewelry. Sell the jewelry, and invest the money in a robotics company. Develop a robot able to detect the size and shape of an object, and any aperture it may have. Embezzle the profits from the sale of your robot in a massive pair of gold plated scissors. Cut open box.
