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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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Throw it in a river that launches it over a waterfall.
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1 ReplyUse a portal gun to make the box fall indefinitely until the friction burns off the cardboard and reveals...
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Open it from the bottom
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> lifts one hand into the air > eyes glow blue > cardboard sublimates > contents are revealed
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Use a high-powered laser
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Use a flamethrower hope nothing's but able inside
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* uses box cutter*
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8 RepliesEquip my broadsword and knight armor Chop the top of the box off
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2 RepliesEdited by MR DANGEROUS: 3/27/2015 5:46:56 PMStep 1: Build up social resources Step 2: start a group or org. Step 3: slowly integrate division amongst those in the group/org. Vs. Those not in the group/org. Step 4: start a Riot. Step 5: overthrow the government Step 6: make an underling open the box for you. Easy.
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1 ReplyFirst ill meet the box on tinder Then ill go on some dates Until it feels like it can open up to me
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3 RepliesSet it on fire, and then drop a pumpkin on it.
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Attach a wheel driven by a hamster onto the top, have the wheel turn until it breaks through the top of the box. Have the master scout out he box, then enter myself.
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1 ReplyBuild a portal that allows you to go into games. Go into Minecraft so the box is now a block box Lead a creeper and a skeleton Get the skeleton to kill creeper "Grabs music disc" "Builds jukebox" Need to listen to some sweet jams "Puts disc into jukebox" Lead a creeper to box Creeper blows up ????? Profit?
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2 RepliesEdited by vHurrikane: 3/27/2015 1:23:01 PMOne fine evening, Jim was walking down the street when he started to question life. What was he doing? Was he doing the same thing every day over and over repeatedly? As these thoughts were stirring in his mind a box came flying out of nowhere conveniently hitting Jim right is the face. He was intrigued by this mysterious box and vowed to open. The first attempt was simple, go home and grab some scissors. Obviously that failed for it would end the story too quickly. The second attempt was prying it open with a crowbar. It seemed the box was made out of metal or some other unbreakable substance. After many more failed attempts involving cars, sledgehammers, and ultimately explosives, Jim concluded he would devote his life to opening the box. It gave him something that he wanted, change in his life. Also his life now had meaning. Jim knew whatever was is the crappy run down cardboard box must be absolutely incredible. Jim thought really hard about what the most OP thing that every existed is. He decided to steal a hive boomer from a hive knight in the depths of the hellmouth. He teamed up with a crew to defeat a knight and to collect a boomer. Once he had accomplished this he arrived back home where he was lining up his aim with the box because he couldn't wait any longer. Anxiety would kill him. His hands were shaking so much because of excitement that he dropped the boomer on the box. The boomer broke and so did Jim. As he was crying he noticed the box opened slightly. He walked up and slowly opened the box seeing ...................
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*throws box in phalanx 's face* *phalanx sends it flying away because it hit it back* *Hits wall at 1042mph and opens*
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1. Grabs nearest Floodian 2. Basically does [url=http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/the-avengers-angry-hulk-smash-loki.gif]this[/url] 3. Repeated bashing of the box with the Floodian's head opens it.
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I'll use a bulldozer made of acid to open the box.
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1 ReplyAre you sure my dîck won't open the box? I just theoretically did by slapping it to a pulp.
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5 RepliesI use a Fall Out Boy Guitar and drum sticks to smash it open
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1 ReplyI enable my powers of persuasion and enlist the OP to open the box for me with the promise of something special *presents a box to be opened as reward*
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1. Wrap box in gift wrap. 2. Give box to next birthday recipient. 3. Eat cake and ice cream. 4. Watch recipient open other presents. 5. Give gift wrapped box to recipient. 6.??? 7. Profit.
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Fire.
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I'd just put my cat in a room with the box. Open in minutes. If course, not much of the box would be left, either.
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Edited by emirasal: 3/27/2015 4:58:20 AM[quote]Saliva isnt a good box opener either.[/quote] DARN IT !
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I roll up the box into a blunt and smoke it and open it
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I roll up the box into a blunt and smoke it and open it
