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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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1 ReplyI stick a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in it while ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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The first thing that came to mind was ripping it open or throwing it on the ground.
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Open the box cheetoman
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3 tons of C4 should take care of it...
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4 RepliesNUKE IT!!! MURICAAA!!!
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I drop the pressure outside of it so it expands in till it explodes. [spoiler]assuming the box is air tight [/spoiler]
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KAMEHAMEHA THAT SON OF A BITCH
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NUKE IT!!! MURICAAA!!!
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Actually, I don't really want to open all the sides expect the top part. Reason: I wanna use it for my [quote]"Imaaaaaginationnnnn"[/quote] I wanna invite my friend Patty over to imagine adventure with me
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*Picks up knife* *Shoves into box* *Gets gasoline and pours on box* *Gets bucket of chicken and carefully places on box* *Gets flamethrower and burns to crisp*
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>grabs box >opens a flap >opens 2nd flap >opens 3rd flap >opens final flap >looks inside box
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>forces box to watch "Don't Hug me I'm Scared" >box explodes from disturbedness
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*loads shotgun* Cover your ears...
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*Slowly burns the box so whatever is inside is revealed*
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I'd go to Walmart, then make a giant throne out of toilet paper. Then, put the box on it. Next, I proceed to praise the almighty box and ask it to open.
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1 ReplyMan walks in. Sees box on table Picks up the phone Calls 911 "911 what's your emergency?" "Ma'am there's a box here, idk where it came from or what's in it. What do I do?" 911 operator holds phone up to anis and farts.. Then hangs up the phone Man sits down and turns on his xbox He hears a noise behind him and turns around The box is gone "Wtf??" Man looks back at the tv and the box is on the coffee table in front of him Man calls therapist "This is doctor smith what do u need?" "I think I'm going crazy" "Just open the damn box!" Hangs up Man thinks Man goes to sleep Dreams about the box being open Wakes up and the box is open Inside is picture of Samuel L. Jackson teabagging him in his sleep Man calls therapist
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I'll try multiple times so judge me each time, here is 1st try: I put the box in my math class. I leave a beeping timer. Ask a far away friend to call the the school on a pay-phone and have him say I left a bomb in the school. I hide until bomb control opens it.
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I believe in excessive overkill a hand grenade a bottle of 60yr old wine and some lubricant for me I'll have that baby open within the hour If this fails I wine dine and romance the box over a series of weeks until it opens for me
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Edited by Tastycow5: 4/6/2015 11:44:28 PMteabag it until it opens[spoiler]it opens with teabagging maagic[/spoiler]
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Turn myself into a box. Then, out of curiosity, the box uses its flaps to open my flaps. Boxflapseption occurs and I capture the box while its flaps are open during its sleep.
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Get chuck Norris to chop it in half
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I give it a taco and then kindly ask it to open.
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*throws box at wall* *nothing happens* *punches box* *box is dented* *go to acme explosives* *buy five nukes* *drop on box* ??? profit
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Grab the box and blind fold it. Take the box to a dark dirty room where the integration will start. I keep screaming at the box "what are your contents". The box defiantly just sits there. Unmoving and unfeeling. I throw the box down on a board were its strapped down. I start to water board the box for 5 minutes sessions for over an hour but the box must be water proof. All the while I keep screaming about its contents. I tell the men outside the door "bring me the blow torch and some pliers". The box just sits there without a care in the world. I tell the men "screw the blow torch, bring me the fishing wire and the skinning knife". The box starts breaking apart slowly as if it knows exactly whats about to happen. I tell the box one thing before i start "have you ever heard of abstract art, its fun to make and with card board. You get be really creative due to how you cut, flay, and bend it." The box just breaks down and finally shows what it held all this time.
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One mans junk is another mans treasure. I presume I labeled it JUNK for a reason. I'll leave it closed and sell it on ebay for $500 and let someone else open it.
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Bullets
