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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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I'd create a sound wave gun. Using gyroscoping mercury I'd crank dub step with notes intertwined That de Construct atoms. it would shoot out of a back pack kinda like ghost busters. Only with strobes and more fog. And lightning because of the friction. The box. Would fall to dust and then into whatever I wanted it to be.
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Edited by My Name Is John: 4/15/2015 10:11:58 AMLarge electromagnets in a certain formation like in some fusion tests creates a magnetic field. Drop box in field. Spins a lot and eventually lid flies open if thing inside is metallic
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I would spend long and agonizing years slaving on a way to open a wormhole into a parallel universe in which the box was never sealed to begin with
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Use my SEAL knife to carve the box into pieces
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Use dick as envelope opener
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Dammit. I was going to say use a dick...Wait. Idea![spoiler]Use a dildo![/spoiler]
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>takes box on plane >parachutes off plane >throws box with great force from midair >lands near box >box is still close >put peanut butter on box >let dog have a go >dog opens
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Put it outside and throw knife and claw hammers at it. Then make a bow and arrow (stick with string tied to it with a rock on a stick as the arrow) and practice my aim.
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2 Replies1. Take the box out on a date 2. Offer to pay for everything 3. Be gentlemen 4. Do this every weekend 5. Slowly build up trust 6. Box wants to go to my place 7. Nows my chance 8. Get comfortable 9. Start teasing 10. Ask for it to open up for me 11. Teases me back 12. Opens a little, closes back 13. After 15 minutes she opens up all the way 14. ...only to reveal an embarrassing picture of spongebob at the Christmas party 15. Would do again
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I phase the box (but not its contents) into another dimension
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Nukes. All of them. As in "every nuke in the entire -blam!-ing universe."
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Steals the boxes strange coins. Threaten to buy NLB. Instant win.
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1. Acquire teleporter 2. Teleport magnet into box 3. Use other magnet to open box Ta da
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WHATS IN THE BOX!!!!!! *box opens*
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Light it on fire and watch it burn HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Have my friend open it tape c4 to the top and then put a blasting cap on it
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2 RepliesEdited by Sweet Cerberus+2: 4/11/2015 9:01:04 PMI'd get the Team of Invisible Ninjas to steal the Magnifying Glass the Size of Redmond, Washington, and batmobile, to burn a layer of cardboard, I'd get chris redfield to punch a boulder and make it fall on the box to weaken the cardboard even further, Sam Fisher would lead the breach into the box to scout for the contents, Captain macmillan would be waiting approx. 500 YDS away with a sniper trained on anyone who tried to steal the contents of the box. Once sam fisher scouted the box I would send Solid Snake, who just skydived out of the millenium falcon into the box, to retrieve the contents of the box. He'd then proceed to escape the box and drive to my house in the Batmobile. mission accomplished, very complex, I understand if you can't handle it.
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I open the box [spoiler]creatively [/spoiler]
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*creatively opens the box*
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Are you kidding me? This is your box? Well Humphrey ducking tits - Ok fine - I pray - and Jesus opens the box...
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Use a squirrel's tooth to cut it open
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My dog got hungry and ate the box open (has happened to me)
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get so pissed if at the box that i run to military base call in a AC-130 air strike when amoke clears it still just sitting there. Take it into my oqn hands and jump out of the air plane 540 mlg insta swap snap shot no scope suicide the friggin box. It still didnt open and now im dead.... Guy walks up whistling and just get out box opener grabs his new comic book and walks away.....
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3 RepliesEdited by Kronos: 4/2/2015 8:06:48 PM>go to home Depot >or lowes >buy massive shovel >go home >dig massive hole in back yard >place box in center of hole >bury it in there >thatswhatshesaid.jpg >wait 20 years >re dig hole >box is decomposed >left tiny box in its place >take tiny box to witch doctor >he told me what to do >does his song chant >alvinandthechipmunks.jog >tiny box open >tinier box inside >youwontlikemewhenimangry.jpg >drop tinier box >opens >butwaittheresmore.jpg >an even tinier box... >what's this? a tab that says lift? >lifts tab >box opens >inside is... >a single scooby snack... >take scooby snack to mystery gang >they found the real box >scooby snack was a weed scooby snack >feed to dog >dog goes crazy >threatens to pop a cap in the boxes buttocks >box opens out of fear >reveals... >[insert OPs answer]
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Op is fgt
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1 ReplyI stick a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in it while ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ing a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
