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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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Put an RC blow dryer at 10000 watts that can't be destroyed and never needs power inside by teleporting it in and when it's turned on the box will heat so much it starts bouncing around melting everything it touches until it falls in the ocean.
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1 ReplyMasturbate the box open
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1 ReplyUses ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on box
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3 RepliesUse galjahorn (don't know how to spell it)
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1 Reply*gets DeeJ to open box* *doesn't work* *hits DeeJ with a hammer* *He falls down unconscious* *his weight opened it* *inside there was a huge sign that says* "Dam u str8 babygurl"
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picks up box. carries it to mount everest. climbs mount everest with it. throws box off of the mountain. jumps down after.
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I will flip the box upside down and wait till someone comes along and asks what I'm doing. I will reply "I can't open this box" then they will say "its upside down, let me help you." They will proceed to open the box for me.
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Put my junk in the junk hole
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I'll use my friends dick to open it.
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I would use a Shotgun, but I don't gave ammo since the last patch. So...Titan Shoulder Charge.
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1 Reply*strokes side of box elegantly with back of hand* Tell me, Walter. How are you feeling?" ... "Walter?" *box doesn't reply* *leans back, and places right hand gently and carefully onto the back of the box, proceeding to rub the box up and down, in a relaxed sense* "Listen, you've been like this for a while. And, quite frankly-I get it. We've both seen better days. Is that it, Walter?" *silence* "Walter, [i]please[/i]. Just give me a chance to understand you-Give me a chance to be a part of your life. I hate to see you so... Lifeless. You can't stay in the dark like this forever, can you? You know that I can help you! If only... If only you'd open yourself up to me-"
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A gjallahorn that shoots flaming rainbow orcas and upon detention a group of cat pack box openers swarm around the box and open it
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I spartan kick the box, karate chop the box, slap it silly, shit on the box, stab the box, teabag the box, hump the box, punch the box, spill water on the box, then open the flaps,
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It's the decaying corpse of a Brazilian Space Tortoise. It's holding my uncle's long lost sanity anklet. "What's this? A note?" The note reads; "I'm a snickety snakety snake" Also, one of those disgusting Chinese hard candy creme treats.
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Kung Laos hat
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2 Replies*creatively opens box*
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Well obviously it's just a box of junk!
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Dam u str8 babygurl
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Hit it really really [b][u]HARD[/u][/b]
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Wait for it to open itself to me
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Cut someone else's dick off and open the box with it.
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Twerk on it for a little bit. Bless it with holy water. And open it by saying open sesame
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I shall send extremely intelligent ants inside to spy on the inside and gain Intel. Then, they shall give me the signal to unleash the main attack. I will put more ants on top of the box to eat at the tape in strategic places. Once done, the original ant squad will emerge with the prize.
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2 Replies[quote]1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b][/quote] I love that it needed to be said.
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