Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
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[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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Laser it
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My mother would open it. She scary as ****
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A box you say?
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Paints cock Cuts hole in the box Becomes erect Box explodes Error package to large
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*Opens the box* :| I can't be creative.
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Edited by ChuffedPotato: 2/4/2015 7:53:30 AMPour lube on it then push myself through the crack and burst out from the inside. [spoiler]meant to be anal reference[/spoiler]
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I draw a smiley face on the box with a red crayon and then proceed to open it (A very creative smiley face)
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I use a knife to cut the tape, I open the box to see...
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Grabs the flaps and violently pulls them apart. I win?
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Cut a hole in the box. Put my junk in that box. Have a girl open the box.
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Is it a dick inside?
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*opens box in a creative manner* Oh look, Half Life 3. I'll take that.
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*pees on box*
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Edited by Panda: 2/4/2015 7:29:35 AM*buys a cat* *names cat Creatively* "Creatively open that box!" *cat opens box and...
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*uses tongue* it's the only way to open any box. (see what I did there?)
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I whisper sweet nothings in its fold. Failing that, I would order an 'ACME' box opening kit era Roadrunner and Coyote. [i]Surely that'll do the trick.[/i]
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It's simple, I'll fire a single Ripper blade at the box in a way that will allow the blade to just hit that bit of tape keeping the box closed.
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[b]Begins dissection of box[/b]
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*unzips pants* *pulls out a giant... [spoiler]Gun[/spoiler] *aims at box* *gun jams* *throws gun at box*
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*shakes the box* *takes a guess at what it is* *hangs it on tree* *hits on the box until it opens like a piñata*