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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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4 RepliesI summon my drill, pierce the heavens ask for a knife, rob a scissor selling store, [spoiler]they exist ![/spoiler] then rob a McDonald's with the scissors and then use the illumanati to get a copy of destiny, and break the disk, and use my red deaths bayonet to put a tyranid boo titan (harridan) together and use it to open the box.
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1 ReplyBeat it open with my sock
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1 ReplyFirst I get on my back and spin three times like a top. Then fart out of my butt to pretend I am a sprinkler. Then eat eucalyptus leaves to the the flachulence. Then and only then i have the privilege of opening it with only using my thighs.
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8 RepliesAfter hours of thinking of clever ways to open it, I find my efforts not worth the time bc it clearly says junk on the front of the box Box of junk Junk in the box Am I right?? Pls
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1 ReplyUse a fine chainsaw to open the edges, ad with a forklift and 4 years of experience I will carefully lift off the top.
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1 ReplyAttach C4 and blow that sucker open
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1 ReplySmash it with a hammer
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1 ReplyPiss on it
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3 RepliesGoogle a picture of the box opened...[spoiler]I win!!![/spoiler]
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4 RepliesI take the box on a quest to Shangri La... After a 5 year trek I finally find the city and begin my training to attain enlightenment. After 20 years I become a full fledge monk and my master teaches me the last and most spiritual of his techniques... The Ancient Art of the Box Cutter. He warns that the move is dangerous and could cripple the untrained. Confident in me, I enter a state of oneness and channel my Chi into the tips of my palm... and slash the box...
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4 RepliesGive it hot chocolate with marshmallows and whipped cream. Set it bye the fire till it opens
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5 RepliesEdited by rat lord: 2/4/2015 10:14:22 PMStep 1. Cut a whole in the box Step 2. Put your dick in the box...
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3 RepliesI grab the box, jump into the ocean, go on a trip inside a whale, marry the box, and then dance a tribal jig, and BAM! The box is open out of pure joy at my dedication.
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1 ReplyPortal gun.
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2 Replies*takes out xbox controller* *straps to dick* *turns on xbox* *opens the Open Box app* *cums into the controller, killing the Xbox* *the box is nao open*
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3 RepliesWet the bottom and make it fall out slowly.
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4 RepliesShow it porn and instead of getting a boner it's flaps will stick straight out, opening it
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1 ReplyFlamethrower....
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2 RepliesI have money. Insta open
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3 RepliesPropose to it, and tell it that the only way to put the ring on is to put it inside the box. BAM! Box open
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2 RepliesEdited by Werty: 2/4/2015 8:48:24 PMWHATS IN THE F**KIN BOX
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2 Replies1)butter some toast 2)sell soul to satan to get powers 3)use powers to make a portal that as butter shooting out of it. 4)use powers to make evil butter toast 5)slap toast on box 6)call the box a porkchop because it won't open 7)befriend box so it will open up to you 8)realize the box friend zoned you 9)live a sad miserable life because the box stole your toast
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2 RepliesDuct tape a knife to my dick and -blam!- it until it opens
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4 RepliesI'm going to turn the queen into a flea, then put her in a box, put that box in another box, then smash it with a hammer, use the shards to make another box, glue that box to the side of the box I am to open, then throw it into a wood chipper, snort the wood chips, then undergo nasal-saving surgery, then see what came out of my nose.
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5 RepliesOOO a box!! *grabs box and files away with it* *box falls down with a big cut in the middle* WHATS IN THE BOX?!
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3 RepliesI shoot a portal on platforms above and below the box and it gains speed. The platforms slowly move towards each other until the box is trapped in its own contained portal bubble. I walk straight up to glados and shoot a portal right underneath her. The box shoots out at unimaginable speed and slams into glados and destroys her leaving just the box stuck in the ceiling flaps facing down.
