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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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1 ReplyOkay, so here's what I do: First, I get a catapult, and load it with sharks. Then I pull the catapult back into firing position. Once in firing position, I bolt the bottom of the box to the ground, and I bolt the top to a bracket that is tied to the catapult in a way that when I launch the catapult, the top of the box is ripped off, while the rest of the box remains stationary. Also, I may have killed someone by launching a shark at them with a catapult.
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2 RepliesCut a whole in it Go up to a grill and let her open it Scream "IT'S A DICK IN A BOX [spoiler]happy 40th SNL[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesI'll set myself on fire and then simply stand next to the box until the tape melts and I can open the box unhindered.
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7 RepliesAlright. Well that box looks pretty sturdy, so I'm going to start by drinking 2 gallons of water(gotta keep hydrated). Within a few minutes i will need to go take a piss in which i will go to the bathroom and take said piss(don't wanna pee my pants while opening the box). After taking my piss i will take this box to my next door neighbor, who is a level 90 rouge in WOW (world of warcraft) who then sent me to his friend who is dungeon master in a local D&D club. We start playing a game of D&D to complete the quest of opening said box. Unfortunately i didn't have enough strength and had to quit. After this i decided it was time. I had to go ask the man. I asked my father to open it (we all know its easier for someone else. Like opening a pickle jar) and viola its open guess what was in it. 3 ascendant energy and 2 shards (if lucky)
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4 RepliesI attach a rope from the box to my car, then drive rapidly for 10 miles until i finally stopped listening to my hucci mix tape to check on the box
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7 RepliesPut the box in the bathtub and fill it with termites on the off chance that what's inside the box is not also made of wood
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4 RepliesI draw an X on it and then the number 1. I then say "Xbox open."
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1 ReplyPretend it's minecraft and smash it with a pickaxe
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1 ReplyOpen it like an ape.
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1 Reply*straps bomb* *runs at box full speed* *screems: Aaaallaaaah ackbaaar* *explodes box opens* What's inside?
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4 Replies*straps bomb* *runs at box full speed* *screems: Aaaallaaaah ackbaaar* *explodes box opens* What's inside?
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1 ReplyBuilds Shrine to the box Writes a guid on how to worship the box Starts cult of followers to the religion of the box Begins daily worship of the box Has sacrificial rituals for the box Uses the bones of the sacrifices to make special knife for the box Brings the sacred child of opening to the box Attempts to open the box using special knife...
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1 ReplyPeeing on it until it falls apart( saw it on tv) Wood Chipper Feed it to the kittens
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1 ReplyFirst, I'll utilize NASA's rockets to bring that sucker to Pluto. Then, by Einstein's theory of relativity, I shall fly around the planet, thus making the box thousands if years older than I. I then pick up the box and chip away the ice particulates that formed and simply blow on the box, disintegrating the destroyed particles.
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2 RepliesStick my dick in it and take out all the packaging with my dick. While driving a forklift.
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9 RepliesCut it open with a machete and shoot it a few times.
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1 ReplyEdited by Panda: 2/5/2015 2:18:53 AMI'm your 503 comment!
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2 RepliesPut it up to some speakers, and blast some metal mixed with classical through the speakers. The box begins to float up with a golden glow around it. Slowly, the top opens, but it shakes very violently. The music then begins to pick up, and the box gets even higher and brighter and begins to shake insanely fast, finally, the top opens.. But what is inside?
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1 Reply*I perform the Streetcar Shuffle on the box, and finish it off with a firm, electrified Hellbound Talibatsu Kick with my newly acquired bionic leg.*
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3 RepliesEdited by DTL: 2/5/2015 1:44:55 AMI would leave it in a room full of 5 year olds and strictly demand that no one touch it. Damn thing will be open in 10mins.
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1 Reply1. Buy a ps4 2. Take the ps4 out of it's box 3. Throw ps4 at the box 4. ??? 5. Profit
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1 ReplyRun it over with a lawnmower
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Edited by Stanman lvl7: 2/5/2015 2:57:14 AMLmao Shitty Internet sent this three times
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1 ReplySwallows box, digests box , shits out contents
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4 RepliesI pull out my knife and [spoiler]slit my wrists, as an offering to the UPS gods, begging for assistance in opening the box.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesI summon my drill, pierce the heavens ask for a knife, rob a scissor selling store, [spoiler]they exist ![/spoiler] then rob a McDonald's with the scissors and then use the illumanati to get a copy of destiny, and break the disk, and use my red deaths bayonet to put a tyranid boo titan (harridan) together and use it to open the box.
