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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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2 RepliesStep 1. Submerge the box in ketchup Step 2. Forget about the box Step 3. Open the- Open what? Step 4. Mmmm, pizza.
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2 Repliesit seems whenever I try to open the box an equal and opposite reaction closes the box from within.... therefore I will attempt to close the box and behold that which emerges.
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3 RepliesWhile in the middle of nowhere Ups delivers box to me. *phone rings* its OP on the other line. I ask "what's in the box, Whats In The Box, WHATS IN THE BOX "
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1 ReplyI look at the box and yell open sesame. Of course that doesn't open it but it causes big bird, Elmo, grover, and friends to stampede over it while yelling "FREEDOM!" which causes the box to realize that it too must be free so it pukes out its belongings and takes off to the goodwill where it can get a job and start a family.
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5 RepliesPut a piece of steak enter the box and rub the box down with steak. Then see who rips it up first, my dog, or my cousin who is 6 5 and like 300 pounds
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2 RepliesPolitely asks box to open. ...... [spoiler]Mormon magic trick[/spoiler] ... Nothing happened? Prays to God and Joseph Smith... Nothing happens? [spoiler]hrmmmmmm[/spoiler] Place box in a room of 2,175,364 hedgehogs and 1 aged st Barnard Holds breath....
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2 Replies[b]-beginning broadcast- [/b] [i]*soothing angelic murmur*[/i] I observe the box. I take notes, but eventually rip them up, burn them, and let the box bathe in the smoke. Then I leave it alone. [b]-end of broadcast-[/b]
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3 RepliesI set the box at my feet and Praise the Sun until it opens.
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2 RepliesIs the midget porn inside it?
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1 Reply*Puts hand on flap* *Pulls open* *Puts on shades and plays dubstep*
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2 RepliesI call up admiral Ackbar, and have him come over. He yells at the box 'IT'S A TRAP!', causing the box to open in terror.
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3 RepliesKicks sword swallower in the dick so he vomits a sword that cuts a string that drops a hammer on to a nail completing a shed which causes a lawnmower to start and come out of the shed so it hits a rock knocking off one of the blades so that it flys of and cuts the tape on top of the box opening it!
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2 RepliesFirst I kidnap two baby chimpanzees from the zoo. I raise them both separately for the sole purpose of opening the box. Every waking minute of their life is devoted to training for that moment when they grow up and are given the opportunity to open the box. Then one day the two chimps are ready. Their training is complete. I place them in a small room where they see each other for the first time. In the middle of the room is The Box My voice comes from a speaker In the room that says, "only one is worthy to open he box" Then they fight to the death in order to secure the right to fulfill their meaning in life and be the one to open the box.
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1 Reply*sees box* *walks up to box* *looks down at box* *Thinks to self* "Is this Patrick's secret box" *screams* "PATRICK I FOUND THE SECRET BOX" *in sponge bob voice*
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1 Reply*opens the box using magic*
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4 RepliesI use the moisture from my tongue to erode the outer layer of the box, I analyze the box materials, and open it by using nanobots to destroy said materials and leaving the contents.
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2 RepliesThis is the best thread i have ever seen. I commit suicide by blowing up my feet and wait for ogres to spawn before attempting to cheese the box. Im lost outside of #destiny
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1 ReplyI'll use my dick to open the box.
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1 Reply5 and 6
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2 Replies1. Cover box in catnip 2. Release the beasts 3. ??? 4. Profit
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1 ReplyCut out the word junk and look inside realize its junk place into attic ... [spoiler]50 years later find box in attic open oh hey look at that junk...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyPuts tennis ball under the box and wait for my dog to come. But she doesn't come. I remember that she passed recently. I huddle up into a ball and start crying.
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2 RepliesFirst: examine boxes weight. [spoiler]i need your reply for this OP[/spoiler]
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3 Replies*Pokemon Fight Started Music* -A wild Box appeared!- /Box uses OP=Fgt! /It's super effective! /OP has fainted...
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1 ReplyI post on some online forums somewhere and tell people to open the box as creatively as possible and let them do it for me.
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2 RepliesDeath Star shoots the box
