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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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I asked it "where's the rest of Destiny's story?"
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1 ReplyShow it Pôrn, it'll make the top "rise"
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Use the box as a seat for a fat person when they get up the box should be open
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1 ReplyToast-envelope
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Stomp on the box till the insides fall out, then throw it into a deep fryer and eat it. Finally, take your box poop and throw it into the mouth of your least favorite past or present teacher
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Step 1: pick up box Step 2: go to community Step 3: tell everyone the xuorth fairy will give them heavy synth if they open the box Step 4: watch as the community surges forward, trampling the box and therefore opening it. >-<
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Get a boxcutter cut open my legs (who needs those right?) Take out the bones, sharpen bones into a makeshift dagger stab box multiple times. Rise and repeat. Box is kill
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1 Reply... ...... ......... * puts watch on box * * puts bowtie on box * * waits * * sips hot chocolate *
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I don't need to open the box... I WAS the box, ALL ALONG. WHOOOOOA.
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Carefully bore 6 holes in each side....and shove as much C-4 as I can inside the damn thing and set it off
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1 ReplyI would creat a Plot more complicated than metal gear solid and bioshock infinite to then have the guy i chosse to be the protagonist to open it
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1 ReplyOpen it with a rocket launcher!
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Get my dog to rip out the outer layer, ride it down stairs a few times, then allow my cat to finish it off.
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Shook it, smelled it, tapped on it, sat on it, punched it, stabbed it with a knife, but finally I opened it up using harry potter's wand saying open bitxh or else!! :D
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Spend 950 points by holding square to open
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Blast it open with a crap cannon
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Put a picture of Tricorn on it, then get a sledgehammer and smash the -blam!-ing shit out of it, only to find a power glove In it
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Cut the junk out of it
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Draw an ear on the box. Whisper dirty secrets into its ear. Box gets flustered, that's when you RAM YOUR FIST INTO ITS OPENING
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*leans back in chair* "Simple, open the box"
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Cut a hole in it and ràpe it till it opens up wider for me to shove my hand in there
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Start gnawing and drooling over it until it breaks down, and i eat it.
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Why does the box have my life's status on it?
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First I will gently caress it as I chant the secret mating call of the flying red booby. Then, when ive gotten it nice and moist, I would slowly peel away the tape as I tap dance to kattys perrys firework in D Minor. Once the box has accepted me as a ceeative enough person, and craves for me to open its lucious flaps, I will walk away without doing so. Who really needs to know anyway.
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Can I flip it? [spoiler]Yes, you can.[/spoiler]
