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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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I would open it with a packet of air!!
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9 RepliesSpoon
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1 Reply*Pulls out razor* *Savagely attacks box*
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2 RepliesOPEN CREATIVELY!
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2 RepliesOpening box: Step 1, acquire advanced scanning technologies. Step 2: Scan every detail of said box. Step 3: 3d-print spikey smash plates according to scans to cut the entire box 'open'. Step 4: Build the unboxification device. Step 5: Start up unboxifier. Step 6: Await unboxification. [spoiler]Step 7: Unboxed 'World Domination'?[/spoiler] Step 8: Proceed to rebox the box in itself and keep contents. Step 9: Return reboxified box to Original Poster. Step 10: Cloak and sneak off like a Sangheili. Step 11: Watch from distance as Original Poster is successfully deceived.
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3 RepliesWhere's my blow torch and rotary sander
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2 RepliesShove erect penis through corner of box, continue to thrust until a hole is large enough to see into box.
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8 RepliesI take a shit then freeze it. Dose that open the box?
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Put it to the left To the left Keep everything in that box to the left.
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3 RepliesI'll chew on it until it opens
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2 RepliesThrow the box up up. Toss the box down down Throw box to left hand Throw box to right hand Throw box to left hand Throw box to right hand First side write a B Second side write a A Push box on top. [spoiler] ↑↑↓↓←→←→BAStart [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI stick my dick inside and when a man grips it I yank it out and he falls out, breaking the box.
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Call the full metal alchemists to use alchemy to make a spoon to open it.
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3 Replies>:3 >:3 >:3 >box opens from cuteness
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A spoon.
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Assbreaker that son of a bitch
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1 Reply*Sits on box* *Tries to think of a creative way to open box* *Starves to death* *Family members open box* :3
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> Opens Box > Starts scavenging through the plush that fills the box > Finds Nothing > Crys > Grabs handgun > Shoots self
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I first examine my surroundings the begin to call a special forces squad to escort it to the extraction point. A high damaging mounted moon shot flak cannon will be waiting at the extraction point, they will proceed to load the box inside and fire approximately 9887 mph then will soon hit mach 3. While airborne a team of airsupport jets will escort it, firing at anything interrupting it's flight path. Once it nears above a small Siberian village, a paratrooper drops me in the nearest mountain. I bring with me a katana, once it proceeds to make contact with me, I slice it in half... [spoiler]only to find my neighbor's cheesecake that his mother mailed to him. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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I used my cats paw
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12 RepliesSo box, how are you feeling?
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5 RepliesI look at the box thouroughly. At an agonizingly slow rate I examine the box with a Procter and Gamble, low powered, dual scope, chinese made microscope which was 49.99 in a kit which also contained a slide and a box of wipes to clean off the microscope lense. I check what material it is made of and inspect for weaknesses such as a hairline fracture i could use to gain entrence. Finding no such weaknesses i Flip the back towards me and see the concealed button which i push it with a nearby lamp made in Helsinki finland of a fine chestnut wood base with a light opaque lampshade and a 40 watt light bulb. Did i get in?
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2 Replies*looks at Kate Mara naked* *looks at box* *falls on box* Boner Box.
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1 ReplyIs so fast that matter itself bends to my will and i will the box to open.
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2 Replies*walks up to box* *pumps shotgun* :3 *uses tip of gun to open box flap*
