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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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1 ReplyAsk helen keller to open the box.
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1 ReplyGo to a janitor and tell him the password(winkleshore) he will then take u to an underground chamber of nukes and army jets stolen by Diablo. Give him the coupon that somehow appeared in you pocket then he will give you a jet and a missile. He will take you to an island and you will drop the missile onto the plane then you will take one of the remains from the explosion(preferable a sharp remain) then walk to the box with stilts and cut it open with the remain that you kept in your back right pocket.
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1 ReplyRub a magic lamp to summon a genie. Ask the genie for a Roc, a mythical bird. Use the Roc's beak to cut open box.
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5 RepliesEdited by 「ｔｈｅｔａ」: 3/10/2015 10:45:47 PMI'd go Zandatsu (look it up) and slice a hole in the box in a second. (EDITED)
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Why I open it with my hidden blade of course.
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2 RepliesUse explosives.
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2 Replies1. Steal 4 turtles and a rat from the pet store. 2. Take them to a nuclear power plant. 3. Teach the newly mutated animals marital arts. 4. Lead an attack on a Chinese factory. 5. Steal a box cutter. 6. Escape on a plane to California. 7. Use box cutter to hijack plane and ask for a parachute as ransom. 8. Finally complete life goal of skydiving. 9. Find a duckling. 10. Use duckling's bill to pry box open. 11. Pull up to the house around 7 or 8. Yell to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Look at my kingdom, 'cause I'm finally there; to sit on my throne, as the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. 12. ?????? 13. Don't be unlucky and end on 13 items. 14. Profit.
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1. Cut a hike in the box 2. Put my dick in the box 3. Make her open the box
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2 RepliesBy the pooowwwwerrrr of Rainbow Dash, I command upon this box the sonic rainboom! *Explosion of [u]FRIENDSHIP[/u]! ..I opened the box, right?
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1 Replyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKz4Bx0GRUc%5B/
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11 RepliesBlow shit up boom here, boom there. Bam pow boom!!! Pushbendkdkbam!!! Box is open. It's another box. Is that creative enough?
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1 ReplyI find a horse, ride it and care for it til it dies, ad then take it's leg, sharpen it and turn it into a knife and use the knife to cut my cake, and then use the cake to feed myself so i have the energy to open it with my hands.
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1 ReplyCuriosity gets the better of me. Gives up trying to be creative on how to open the box. Sits on it and ponders life. My fat ass/self crushes the box. Well, the box is destroyed. Curiosity gone.
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I take a bite out of the box and reach inside
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Step 1: Spend years training ninja monkeys. Step 2: Train them to wield katanas. Step 3: Train them to open boxes with katana. Step 4: Open box with my ninja monkeys. Step 5: Enjoy contents of box.
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doing a backflip and grabbing the box mid-flip. once I land the flip I throw the box to a volcano in Hawaii. little does this box know, there's a trampoline that's lava-resistant floating in the lava. it bounces off the trampoline to China where it is unboxed by an endangered species of bear-monks that send it to me on an airplane made of rockets with sparkles on them
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A forklift with a pole taped to the fork with a craft knife taped to the pole
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I burn it
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1 ReplyPeel half the packing tape over the seam off, stick the peeled half to a tree branch, proceed to whack box like a pinata with a stick.
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Shoot a sniper rifle across the tape on the box the have some fighters fly in and use the sonic shockwave to launch the box while its flipping in mid air whatever is inside the box falls out and I shoot an explosive barrel thingy to launch the boxes contents to me when I defend it from a huge group of fallen cabal vex hive and some guy with a shotgun
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1 ReplyI open the box... [spoiler]with my hands. No need for the fancy bullshit. [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by SPARTAN 141205: 3/8/2015 4:58:49 AMHires the Navy Blue Angels flight team to preform an elaborate air show, including slicing the tape off of the box with their wing tip as I hold it above my head. [spoiler]Just opened a box with -blam!-ing F-18 Super Hornet[/spoiler]
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Threaten to open it with unicorn farts and rainbows
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I say open the -blam!- up and the box obeys my every command and we be blown up all the halos up in here
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I would open it with a packet of air!!
