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Edited by Britton: 4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.

Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside. Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open. [b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever [b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b] 1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b] 2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.

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  • Step 1 shoots spider web Step 2 opens box

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    • Step 1: Acquire X-ray vision Step 2: Look inside box Step 3: Be amazed at what is in the box Step 4: Marvel at your creativity at seeing what's in the box without opening it

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      • I got Candy [b]No reply[/b] I got free Wi-Fi [b]Surprise music[/b] [b]Box opens up[/b]

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        • *places explosive on box. *runs to safe distence *sets off detonator *box is u scratched Imagination cannot be destroyed!

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        • Simple. Grab the writer of Halo: New Blood and smash his head through the box.

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        • *jumps in box* Imagination!

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          • Edited by HellFire301: 3/11/2015 1:19:45 PM
            /sets box 150yards out /sets 2 pound bottle of tannerite on box top / return to truck / load .308 rifle mag / insert rifle mag in to .308 rifle / jack rifle bolt /aim iron sights down range center mass of tannerite bottle /pulls trigger / sees shockwave then explosion / sets rifle on tailgate /walks out to box /picks up unknown item from debris *edit*-added .gif file

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              *grunts Grrrrrr... trying... to make... creativity NOT WORKING!!

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            • Drop kick it into helicopter blades that are spinning

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            • I shit on the top. Eventually the poop will ooze through, leaving a hole through the top

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              • I pick up the box then I put it down and get inside of it. I then proceed to play robot-pirate island inside the box.

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                • /places box in the center of a room /plays audio clips from the adoring fan /awaits the box to begin screaming with its flaps open /jump in and grabs its contents

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                  • /places box in the center of a room /plays audio clips from the adoring fan /awaits the box to begin screaming with its flaps open /jump in and grabs its contents

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                  • 1. Lift flap 2. Lift other flap 3. Lift any remaining flaps. [spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]

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                    • Convince the box to open itself by leveraging its own curiosity against its will to remain closed Eventually the box will understand, they always do

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                      • Get Emma Lahana to do it for me

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                        • Cocaine.

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                          • Edited by Rhynerd: 3/10/2015 12:01:31 PM
                            Alright, I'll place my Imperial Guard Company Command Squad 6 units away from the box. Commander will fire pistol in his shooting phase. *rolls a die, gets a two* Missed. I will have my squad assault the box. Box cannot overwatch. ROLL FOR CHARGE! *rolls two dice, one and six* They're in! Issuing a challenge! Box does not reply. Guessing that's a no! Box does not have any initiative! Rolling for commander's attacks! *rolls three dice, one five and six* Two hits! *rolls the dice and six, two fives* Two wounds! Box gets 5+ armor! *rolls for box, two fours* Box takes two wounds!

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                            • I count using the metric system but then I lose count after 0 and said dude -blam!- math and use all my explosives. It still doesn't open so I'm like what the fūçk and I open a portal to another dimension pulling the top open but then a person from the other dimension pulls it down and I grab him by the shoulder and tell him "you better fūçking open it back you asswipe" then he tells me in his tongue "can't you just open it with your own hands?" And I retorted with "this one dude wants me to do it in the most creative way possible" "OH okay well still not helping " and he leaves while I tell him " NO come back (pause)" and the story ends with me not opening the fūçking box.

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                            • I thread the cardboard with twine to perforate it, remove the thread and open the box via the perforations.

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                              • Alright, here goes nothing. 1) I disassemble my laser into a few large parts, The nozzle The butt And the core 2) Grasp the core component and twist sharply until a click is heard. The shell of the core should split, exposing wiring, circuitry and the nuclear battery box. [b][CAUTION][/b] Radiation poisoning is a serious threat. Do NOT open the battery box without proper hazmat gear or suit. 3) On the battery box is a key pad. Enter the code given on purchasing a factory product, and the battery box should unlock, revealing the generation module. 4) Because the energy regeneration module is unstable when not placed in the pressurized battery capsule, and sharp movements will cause it to violently discharge. [i]carefully[/i] place it near one corner of the box. 5) using spare wiring, solder together a circuit capable of sending a rapid electrical pulse into a cell, and regulates the discharge to about 1000 gigawatts. 6) attach an electrical conductor onto the surface of the box, then link the wiring. 7) activate the switch. The box should begin to heat up rapidly, and he electric discharge will disintegrate the surface of the box. [b]8) you'd better hope there's not a bomb in the box.[/b]

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                                • I shoot one gally rocket at the box, but what is this? It didn't open! Then I shoot exactly half a NLB shot at the bottom left corner of the box and it opens.

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                                • I saw the box so i opened [spoiler]get it because I saw it[/spoiler]

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                                  • Edited by Master Chief: 3/10/2015 10:58:09 PM
                                    [i]I take out a knife to cut it.[/i] [spoiler]f[i]u[/i]ck creativity.[/spoiler]

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                                  • Edited by mo: 3/10/2015 10:56:13 PM
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                                    1. Divides by zero 2. Rips space and time 3.box opens

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                                  • Ask helen keller to open the box.

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