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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Your momma is the traveler
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Yo momma so ugly she can walk straight through gorgons maze without being seen
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat a gorgon spotted her in orbit
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Yo momma so ugly even oryx wouldnt take her.
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Yo momma so stupid she was talking to her stereo when told to go see the speaker
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Yo momma so ugly, the guardian's call upon her to counter the darkness
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Yo mamma so skinny a sun breaker couldn't hit her [spoiler]i came up with that btw[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesYour momma so dum I had "no time to explain"
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Edited by UNC1E DEAD1Y: 10/18/2015 2:04:43 AMYo momma so stupid she asked Oryx if he wanted ketchup, mustard and relic on his hotdog
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Edited by UNC1E DEAD1Y: 10/18/2015 2:04:34 AMYo momma so ugly, Crota summons her when his oversoul isn't enough
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Yo mamma is so fat! That the Titan bubble is to small to protect her
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Yo mama's so fat if I painted her white she could be called the traveler
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2 RepliesEdited by Griffster84: 10/18/2015 1:36:24 AMYo mama so fat even the sleeper simulant will ricochet off of her when shot in all directions.
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat even Oryx can't take her
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Your mom's so fat that I couldn't ragdoll her of the ledge in cayde's stash.
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Necrobump
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Yo mama's so ugly, her face is more complicated than DOS.
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1 ReplyEdited by EvilWeiser: 10/16/2015 12:23:15 AMYour mamas so nasty she let a vandal finger bang her......with all its fingers.....at the same time
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Yo mama so stupid, she made Crota wipe after glitching the living hell out of him. Yo mama so ugly, Oryx called upon the Darkness and she appeared wiping the whole universe. Yo mama so fat, she played pool with Crota's Oversoul You mama so stupid, her fireteam had to remind her to wipe after she shit on Oryx.
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Yo mama is so fat when she puts on old guard people think she's the darkness.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she use chatterwhite guardians think she is the traveller.
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3 RepliesYo mama's so fat, her Sparrow's an Elephant. (Think Halo)
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1 ReplyYo mama so nasty, she still trying to figure out how to get dp from a multi-tool.
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your mom's so fat, even oryx couldnt take that
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wasnt your mom that ogre boss from PoE?
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Yo mama so ugly she made urrox the flame Prince set himself on fire
