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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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1 ReplyYo mama so stupid that she bought a legacy engram and then whined about what she got on the forums.
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Yo mamma is so fat, no one will raid with her because the Gorgons always spot her flying in from orbit.
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Yo mama so fat Gorgons spotted her in orbit.
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Yo mama so fat her Ghost is the Traveler!
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5 RepliesYo mama so fat that when she went into crucible lord shaxx yelled "you're crushing them!!!"
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Yo momma so ugly shreikers never want to open
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Yo mama so f- "Successsss guardian," But I didn't even- "Succeeesssssssssssssssss."
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Yo momma so big, the Fallen walker begged for a nerf
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4 RepliesYo mama's so ugly that not even golgoroth will gaze at her.
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Yo Momma so Fckn Nasty she lets Xur "agent of the N9ne" hit it with all his Face penises, and licks them clean when they're done....
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1 ReplyYo momma so fat that she jumped in the pool and NASA found water on mars
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6 RepliesYo mamma's so ugly she's the reason the children are frightened anyway...
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14 RepliesYo mamma so stupid, she thought sepiks prime was a giant bakugan
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Yo momma so fat that when she wore Revenant I thought she was the darkness!
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Yo mama is so fat when she ripped one the Fallen called it the Whirlwind. Yo mama is so sexy they call her downstairs the "Loot cave." Yo mama is so ugly the Truth wouldn't even target her. Yo mama is so stupid she thought the PoE was a rest home!
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yo mama is such a hardass when she went to the vanguard cayde said "get your rock off my map
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Yo momma so ugly we use her face to stagger Oryx
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Yo mama so fat that when she wore a yellow shader guardians started traveling to her looking for the light house saying oh there's the sun.
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You momma so ugly people mistake her for gologroth
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1 ReplyYo momma so fat, she uses up all destinys servers.
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Edited by rocketgowhoosh: 10/18/2015 2:29:44 AMYo mama so fat when she blows up, the whole system goes with her
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Your mommas so fat when she wore chatter white they thought she was the traveler
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Yo mama so ugly, Omnigul beat her in a beauty contest
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Edited by UNC1E DEAD1Y: 10/18/2015 2:21:01 AMYo momma so fat they made a special dreadnaught jumping pattern for her.
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Yo momma so fat oryx tried to slam her but his fist bounced back and knocked him out.
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Your momma is the traveler
