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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo momma so fat, she's always torn between dimensions!
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Yo Mama so fat Nightstalker is called acupuncture.
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Yo mama so fat Sepiks Prime was an anal bead.
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Yo Mama so fat, they removed Shot Package so you could hit her in the toe.
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Edited by Oxide: 10/18/2015 2:04:01 PMYo mama so fat the cabal aren't classified as 800 pounds and highly militarized anymore because it makes them feel skinny
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2 RepliesYo momma so stupid she tried to use a pokeball on Oryx
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Yo momma so fat her guns need special Perk "Chin Strap" tightens chin fat to allow better target acquisition, precision kills reward you with frosted bullet casings to eat.
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2 RepliesYo mama so ugly Gjallarhorn won't track her
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Yo mama so fat Shaxxs says your crushing them.
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Yo mama so big she has her own patrol zone
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1 ReplyEdited by King Corn: 10/18/2015 12:05:27 PMYo mama so fat that when she enters the crucible lord shax says "you're crushing them"
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Your mama is a hunter....an not the destiny kind :D
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Your mom must be wearing graviton forfeit cause her shadowshot never stops when Fing her
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6 Replieszoo wee mama!
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What a post.
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Yo mama so fat she can push Atheon off the edge. [spoiler]without grenades[/spoiler]
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Your Mama is so stupid she thought the World's Grave was an all you can eat buffet. Your Mama is so fat that even the Hell mouth can't swallow her whole. Your Mama is so white that she is the light.
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Your Mama is so fat when she farts, people yell "Get away from the Scorch Cannon"
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1 ReplyYo momma so dumb that she super glued 10 dicks to her face just to be xur for Halloween.
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Your momma is so dumb she bought legacy Engrams and expected sleeper simulant.
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Yo mama gets taken every night
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1 ReplyYo momma so fat the darkness couldn't consume her and had to order leftovers!
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4 RepliesYo momma be on her knees more than Crota on cheese.
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Yo mama is so old she has a max attack of 170
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1 ReplyYo mama so stupid that she bought a legacy engram and then whined about what she got on the forums.
