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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama so fat whenever she lands on Venus the fallen mistake her for one of their skiffs
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1 ReplyYo momma so fat she puts on chatter white and people think she's the traveler
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Your momma stinks so bad, green clouds follow her like Eris.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the golden age was 33 years old
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Yo Momma is sooo ugly she made Eris grow a 4th eye! Damn!
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Edited by 7riton: 2/4/2015 8:34:54 PMYO Momma! Is sooooo ugly. Bungie hired her for the Gorgon Maze
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Man, all this hate for Phogoth. Hope y'all never develop eating issues.
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Yo mama so dumb that shes still trying to farm lootcave
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2 RepliesYo momma so fat they had to take Mercury out of the game so they could fit her in.
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3 RepliesYour momma is so dumb, she bought no land beyond from xur
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All the goods ones are bumped up at the top, the others just suck.
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Yo mamma is so stupid, she went to the Oracles to learn about her future. [i]I see trouble in your future, great pain and dispair.[/i] Mom: When will it happen!?! [i]Just as soon as the Templar teleports behind you.[/i]
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Yo mama so fat... Pholgoth rolled over twice and was still on top of that bitch.
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You mama so stupid, she works for bungie.
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Edited by Byrd777: 2/4/2015 8:21:33 PMYour momma so fat she had to use self-revive because of a heart attack.
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Edited by Sheriff: 2/4/2015 8:37:23 PM
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1 ReplyYo mama so fat and the hobgoblins still csnt hit her
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3 RepliesYo mama so dumb, she tried to solo the beginning of VOG at level 24
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Yo mama so fat she can't get lost in times dark corners!
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Yo mama so ugly even Phogoth thinks she's an abomination
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Your mama is so FAT her vault has unlimited slots....
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Yo momma so fat when she yawns SHE becomes the Hellmouth
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1 ReplyYo momma so fat she is the tower
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Your Momma so ugly thrall run from her
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Your moms so fat that all her nightfall rewards are In her asshole.
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Yo mama so fat thst the darkness is just her shadow
